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 | DISCLAIMER: in an attempt not to flout any rules pertaining to inciting of racial tension, i shall disguise the label of this particular racial group from a particular country as (cheebyes). all's well and a boring weekday at sky tower (i counted 4 empty rides) until we were flooded with groups of smelly (cheebyes) during the peak period. having to withstand the overwhelming urge to throw up in the tower with 40 smelly (cheebyes) and a caucasian guest asking me if i could shut the (cheebyes) up so that he could hear the commentary was the mild part (it was the first time i upped the volume to the 5th level). and then i had to withstand the agony of another smelly ride composing of 30 or so smelly (cheebyes) up the gondola because i couldn't find the cap for the air deodorant spray during the previous ride. and then once i settled the pollution problem in the gondola, nuriyah took over me as the operator and i had to convince stubborn (cheebyes) to move to allow other guests to enter the gondola. and while the ride was up i had to answer queries from stupid (cheebyes) who refuse to see the logic in returning for their ride after the last dolphin show at 5.30pm which would commence in 5 minutes from the time they asked me, so that they would be able to enjoy both the ride (since we close at 8.45pm) and the dolphin show. the only amusement of the day arrived when a clueless (cheebye) asked joanne the question to pwn them all: "will my head rotate when it goes up?". |
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yunfei, male. born 16 oct 1986. unfucked, unloved, unknown. |
4 Comments:
u shd've said "no but my eyes will.." then roll ur eyes at him
it was a she.
but anyway, it was so funny i couldn't be bothered being sarcastic.
but you gotta admit, they're blurdy hilarious and are good kopitiam-chitchat material. I also kena on sunday. (they were the younger ones, but they already create such a huge headache..so imagine when they grow up..) Spotted a few actually sitting on the gate as the gondola descended, nearly had a heart attack man.
haha i cannot argue with the fact they're the spark of all conversations. they are entirely in a class of their own :D
oh, and beware this weekend. i suspect the place they come from is having holidays. the plague is flooding sentosa.
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